Q: Why should Jason Peters get traded to the 49ers?

A: He's a gold digger!

Q: What do you call a Bill with a Superbowl ring?

A: A thief!

Q: How do you keep the Travis Henry away from your girlfriend?

A: Put her in the endzone

Q: What do you get when Langston Walker and Derrick Dockery are sleeping together?

A: Pigs in a blanket

hahahahaha i made a few of these up...



Bored at work

I overheard one of the lamest jokes in history at work today.....

Coworker 1: Did you get my email about Updog?
Coworker 2: No, What's Updog
Coworker 1: Not much G

This could also be used in the what to name the offensive line post.

Pretty bad. What about:
knock knock
who's there?
smell mop
smell mop who?

Q: Whats did Randy say to Simon on American Idol?

A: Whats Updog?

hahahahahhaa im an idiot....at work...

Boy I Love Losing Superbowls.

What's the difference between a dollar and the Buffalo Bills?
You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

What do you get when you lose 4 Super Bowls in a row?
The Buffalo Bills.

And the biggest joke of them all?
Canada.

Heard that one on the Office! It was somehow funnier!