Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields.
Good luck.
Full Version: Attention College Democrats
Hey... I am already a laborer!
There is always walls to wash, railings to paint, grass to mow, ditches to be dug here! All for the US gov't and the good 'ole DoD!
Any takers?
It is okay if you get a few blisters on your pencil pushing hands, er... I mean keyboard typing hands... It really is!
There is always walls to wash, railings to paint, grass to mow, ditches to be dug here! All for the US gov't and the good 'ole DoD!
Any takers?
It is okay if you get a few blisters on your pencil pushing hands, er... I mean keyboard typing hands... It really is!
QUOTE(KD in CT @ Mar 27 2007, 08:23 PM) [snapback]954894[/snapback]
Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Amen, KC.
QUOTE(ExiledInIllinois @ Mar 27 2007, 11:09 PM) [snapback]955133[/snapback]
All for the US gov't and the good 'ole DoD!
I never would have guessed....ExiledInIllinois is part of the Military Industrial Complex
When you're in college there's no need to pick up a ho. There are dormitories full of 'em!
QUOTE(KD in CT @ Mar 27 2007, 07:23 PM) [snapback]954894[/snapback]
Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields.
Good luck.
Good luck.
That must be what Dick Cheney was doing during the Vietnam War when he said he got multiple deferments because had more important things to do. Now I know what he meant when he said he was out standing in his field.
QUOTE(PastaJoe @ Mar 28 2007, 10:31 AM) [snapback]955437[/snapback]
That must be what Dick Cheney was doing during the Vietnam War when he said he got multiple deferments because had more important things to do. Now I know what he meant when he said he was out standing in his field.
....and Joe shows that good ole sense of humor.
QUOTE(RkFast @ Mar 28 2007, 11:35 AM) [snapback]955549[/snapback]
....and Joe shows that good ole sense of humor.
Humor? You mean the original post was funny?
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 11:40 AM) [snapback]955559[/snapback]
Humor? You mean the original post was funny?
Good point........you pussy
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 11:40 AM) [snapback]955559[/snapback]
Humor? You mean the original post was funny?
I sure hope not. It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be patently stupid so it would match 99% of the other threads on this board.
QUOTE(KD in CT @ Mar 28 2007, 12:06 PM) [snapback]955589[/snapback]
I sure hope not. It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be patently stupid so it would match 99% of the other threads on this board.
Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe."
But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 12:25 PM) [snapback]955614[/snapback]
Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe."
But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
You could always just look into a mirror.
QUOTE(RI Bills Fan @ Mar 28 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]955619[/snapback]
You could always just look into a mirror.
...whew...got me there...
QUOTE(RI Bills Fan @ Mar 28 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]955619[/snapback]
You could always just look into a mirror.
There is always the law of I am rubber....
QUOTE(X. Benedict @ Mar 28 2007, 12:31 PM) [snapback]955628[/snapback]
There is always the law of I am rubber....
If you want to talk about your sex life start another thread.
I already hijacked this one to bash Tom.
QUOTE(RI Bills Fan @ Mar 28 2007, 12:36 PM) [snapback]955636[/snapback]
I already hijacked this one to bash Tom.
Wish I knew why.
Wait...no I don't. That would imply I cared.
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 11:25 AM) [snapback]955614[/snapback]
There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
Normally I would take offense and respond, but I have to go watch Wheel of Fortune. Big money, big money.
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 01:03 PM) [snapback]955661[/snapback]
Wish I knew why.
Wait...no I don't. That would imply I cared.
Wait...no I don't. That would imply I cared.
I'm just taking the easy way out today.
QUOTE(Bungee Jumper @ Mar 28 2007, 12:25 PM) [snapback]955614[/snapback]
Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe."
But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard.
Aaaah...that feels much better now.
It'll be ok. Yo just need to calm down a bit. take a deep breath, and count to 3.5. Then you'll see the retard.
Hmmm... Tom vanishes, Ramius shows up, now when Ramius vanishes, will HA show up?
Tom, please take your meds...
Tom, please take your meds...
QUOTE(RI Bills Fan @ Mar 28 2007, 01:54 PM) [snapback]955739[/snapback]
Hmmm... Tom vanishes, Ramius shows up, now when Ramius vanishes, will HA show up?
Tom, please take your meds...
Tom, please take your meds...
Look out Tom, he's on to us.
QUOTE(/dev/null @ Mar 28 2007, 07:45 AM) [snapback]955308[/snapback]
I never would have guessed....ExiledInIllinois is part of the Military Industrial Complex
Yep, the one that actually serves YOU... Civil works...
Don't you know? We are ALSO rebuilding Iraq...
QUOTE(RI Bills Fan @ Mar 28 2007, 12:54 PM) [snapback]955739[/snapback]
Hmmm... Tom vanishes, Ramius shows up, now when Ramius vanishes, will HA show up?
Tom, please take your meds...
Tom, please take your meds...
Ba-dum bum. Please, better insults! I don't mind being insulted...I mind being stupidly insulted.
Picking up hoes? People stuck in college life? Enough with the !@#$ing McGahee threads, already.
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