May your fans follow.

I always thought he was a terrorist.

Does anyone know if Hamburger U has graduate level courses in cheesesteak?

Rumor has it, the conditional pick is in the 3.5th round.

That means Holcombs_Arm must change his name.

http://home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/deargod_stop.jpg

Not quite. We think it will take some 3.5 months of threads to show the Eagles board how to
regress to the mean.

You should probably go get them now and invite them over.

Currently Koy Detmer has the Eagles #10 jersey. Does this mean Kelly finally has the opportunity to wear his beloved 3.5 jersey?

i wonder what the heritability of backup QB's in philly is? Probably not very high, since they just let jeff garcia go.

You're on a roll, man. A three-and-a-half roll, to be precise.

It always tickles me so to see how my liberal mathematical propaganda has taken root in all you weak-minded people...

Why? Could it be because most posters haven't figured out yet that you, Ramius, and Holcomb's Arm are all the same person posting under different names as your medication wears off?

Shouldn't it be 3.5 users posting then?

Oh you wacky PPP posters!

I'm VABills, too...

Took that long to take the easy bait?

First chance today I had to check the board, give me a break.


I'll probably be checking it a lot more from now on, though. Chewed my boss a new one today for being a piss-poor boss. They tend to not like that, I've found...

Before everybody gets on the Good Riddins Holcomb bus let's remember he was a back up. I do remember a recent game when he started against the Dolphins and squished the fish. Thanks and good luck Kelly.

I love newbies...

You haven't been here before...we're not picking on Kelly Holcomb, we're picking on our resident retard, Holcomb's Arm.

Obviously you don't understand regressing toward the mean.

So you're unemployed?

Not yet.

I chewed him out for not having the balls to ever make a decision and always trying to be everyone's best buddy rather than the boss. He won't fire me for a while...because he doesn't have the balls to make the decision and will be too busy trying to be my best buddy. Unless he realizes I was right...in which case he'll grow some balls, stop trying to be my best buddy, and fire my ass, thereby demonstrating that I probably don't deserve to be fired anyway since I was right...

...which just proves that being right is the booby prize. As though arguing about math for 200 pages with a mouth-breathing idiot didn't prove that already.

You must be a thrill to work with

Most people like working with me, actually. I have absolutely no idea why, considering I'm a total !@#$. But then, I consider most people idiots anyway...

Gotta go with your strengths, I'll keep an eye out for you on non-food service jobs

Yeah...can you see me at McHolcomb's?

"D'you want fries with that?"

"No, thank you..."

"Why not? What kind of a moron are you?"




I think I'm going for a service job more like, oh, I don't know, maybe pharmaceutical manufacturing...

You'd miss him....

Heh, actually with my warped mind, I could picture you doing that to a customer