Okay, since we have the 24 owners needed, we'll start by having everyone come up w/ a name for their team and pick a venue where your team will play. The venue must be an actual stadium. The game does allow for a few college arenas, but usually only ones where pro teams have also used them (such as Sun Devil Stadium or the LA Colisseum). If you want, you can also do a bio of your team, complete w/ coaching staff and whatever else you'd like. The coaches aren't necessary for the game purposes, but it'll give you all something to do until we get started, which, again, won't be until the new player rankings come out some time in March.
My team will be the Erie Assassins and our stadium is, of course, RICH Stadium (R. RICH Stadium). Complete bio to follow some time later.
Full Version: TBD Sim League
My Team is the Saint Louis Drain Babies
Stadium: Albert Pujols Field
Stadium: Albert Pujols Field
QUOTE(Stl Bills @ Feb 5 2007, 04:07 PM) [snapback]907245[/snapback]
My Team is the Saint Louis Drain Babies
Stadium: Albert Pujols Field
Stadium: Albert Pujols Field
Umm.....
QUOTE(R. Rich @ Feb 5 2007, 02:44 PM) [snapback]907181[/snapback]
... we'll start by having everyone come up w/ a name for their team and pick a venue where your team will play. The venue must be an actual stadium. The game does allow for a few college arenas, but usually only ones where pro teams have also used them (such as Sun Devil Stadium or the LA Colisseum). ...
If you want Busch Stadium, I'll see if it's available. It may be, since I believe the (NFL) Cardinals did play there when they were in St Louis, correct?
Team name: The Waterboys
Home Field: LAMBEAU FIELD
Home Field: LAMBEAU FIELD
The Brooklyn Neckbreakers
Like any NYC team, we'll play somewhere outside of the city we're named for. Shea Stadium is my first choice. If that's not available, let me know and I'll get back to you.
Like any NYC team, we'll play somewhere outside of the city we're named for. Shea Stadium is my first choice. If that's not available, let me know and I'll get back to you.
The Neckbreakers have hired first-year head coach and newcomer to football Crispin Glover. He can kick, and he's strong. He is your density. He has already started to put together a capable staff, bringing revolutionary offensive coordinator Don Coryell back to football. Former coach on the field Eddie Robinson will direct the defense.
New Jersey Blackout.....
Stadium: Blackout Stadium located in the meadowlands(Giants Stadium)
Stadium: Blackout Stadium located in the meadowlands(Giants Stadium)
Team Name: New Orleans Hand Grenades
Location: Superdome
Location: Superdome
Pittsburgh River Rats
Heinz Field
Heinz Field
Baltimore Thunder
M&T Bank Stadium
M&T Bank Stadium
QUOTE(R. Rich @ Feb 5 2007, 05:20 PM) [snapback]907253[/snapback]
Umm.....
If you want Busch Stadium, I'll see if it's available. It may be, since I believe the (NFL) Cardinals did play there when they were in St Louis, correct?
If you want Busch Stadium, I'll see if it's available. It may be, since I believe the (NFL) Cardinals did play there when they were in St Louis, correct?
My bad Rich...Check and see if I can get the Old Busch (still brings a tear to my eye... I miss you old friend
) but if I can't I'll take the Edward Jones Dome.
QUOTE(R. Rich @ Feb 5 2007, 02:44 PM) [snapback]907181[/snapback]
My team will be the Erie Assassins and our stadium is, of course, RICH Stadium (R. RICH stadium). Complete bio to follow some time later.
Gonna have 2 Erie teams
And I've used Erie Assassins before on Front Page Sports series 
Erie Slayers
Venue = Cleveland (Buffalo and Pittburgh already taken
)
Team Name: Texas Steers
Stadium: Alamodome (is it available? New Orleans played there last year). If not, then I'll take Reliant Stadium in Houston.
Also, the Texas Steers would also like to announce the surprise hiring of Todd Dodge as head coach. Dodge has been a legend in Texas High School football, where he went 77-1 and currently has a 40 game winning streak. After being hired last month as Offensive Coordinator at the University of North Texas, he was brought in for an interview with the Steers, who described him as a "better interviewer than even Gregg Williams." Dodge is expected to start hiring the rest of his staff shortly, with interviews starting today.
Stadium: Alamodome (is it available? New Orleans played there last year). If not, then I'll take Reliant Stadium in Houston.
Also, the Texas Steers would also like to announce the surprise hiring of Todd Dodge as head coach. Dodge has been a legend in Texas High School football, where he went 77-1 and currently has a 40 game winning streak. After being hired last month as Offensive Coordinator at the University of North Texas, he was brought in for an interview with the Steers, who described him as a "better interviewer than even Gregg Williams." Dodge is expected to start hiring the rest of his staff shortly, with interviews starting today.
Philadelphia Phoenix
Lincoln Financial Field (beautiful eagles stadium)
Lincoln Financial Field (beautiful eagles stadium)
Stadium: Giants Stadium
Scratch that, several Mayflower trucks were seeing leaving Giants Stadium to a new destination after it was discovered that the league had several NY based teams already.
Team Name: Hoosier Daddy?
Stadium: RCA Dome (although if the game does have any open field stadiums such in Indiana we would prefer one then the dome perhaps Memorial Stadium?)
The Daddy? have named head Jim Mora Sr as head coach as he's coached in this millenium, should be a crowd favorite due to his prior coaching experience with the Colts but what landed his job were comments about Michael Vick being a coach killer to only see his son lose him job because of said quarterback. Others that interviewed were Bum Phillips and Don Shula.
Team Name: Trystero's Syndicate
Stadium: QWest Field (the best looking field in the NFL).
Stadium: QWest Field (the best looking field in the NFL).
Team: Ottawa Renegades (If its not ok i will change it)
Stadium: Raymond James Stadium
Stadium: Raymond James Stadium
Ramius would like to announce the formation of a new professional football franchise. The name of the franchise and the coaches will be revealed in a future press conference. Rumor has leaked that the team will base its operations somewhere in the Rockies, and it has been confirmed that the team will be playing its home games at Mile High Stadium (or Invesco Field at Mile High).
Stay tuned for further information regarding the league's newest franchise.
Stay tuned for further information regarding the league's newest franchise.
Team: The Cincinnati Curmudgeons
Field: Paul Brown Stadium
The team is lead by the recently voodoo-resurrected Paul Brown. But between the fact that he already gave his money away when he died (Mike's so cheap he wouldn't even lend him some back) and medicare doesn't cover black magic, the team is in the red before they ever step on the field. Fans shouldn't expect any big name free agents.
Field: Paul Brown Stadium
The team is lead by the recently voodoo-resurrected Paul Brown. But between the fact that he already gave his money away when he died (Mike's so cheap he wouldn't even lend him some back) and medicare doesn't cover black magic, the team is in the red before they ever step on the field. Fans shouldn't expect any big name free agents.
Name: Canned Heat
Stadium: Soldier Field
Stadium: Soldier Field
QUOTE(RuntheDamnBall @ Feb 5 2007, 04:52 PM) [snapback]907279[/snapback]
The Brooklyn Neckbreakers
Like any NYC team, we'll play somewhere outside of the city we're named for. Shea Stadium is my first choice. If that's not available, let me know and I'll get back to you.
Like any NYC team, we'll play somewhere outside of the city we're named for. Shea Stadium is my first choice. If that's not available, let me know and I'll get back to you.
I think you'll be okay w/ Shea as your venue. I'll let you know.
QUOTE(/dev/null @ Feb 5 2007, 06:54 PM) [snapback]907384[/snapback]
Gonna have 2 Erie teams And I've used Erie Assassins before on Front Page Sports series
Erie Slayers
Venue = Cleveland (Buffalo and Pittburgh already taken)
And I've used Erie Assassins before on Front Page Sports series Erie Slayers
Venue = Cleveland (Buffalo and Pittburgh already taken
)Hmmm.....2 Erie teams? I suppose so.
I've used the Assassins for my first sim league team (now going into our 3rd year), plus I've used it as one of my fantasy football team names for about 6 years now.
QUOTE(BlueFire @ Feb 5 2007, 07:22 PM) [snapback]907412[/snapback]
Team Name: Texas Steers
Stadium: Alamodome (is it available? New Orleans played there last year). If not, then I'll take Reliant Stadium in Houston.
Also, the Texas Steers would also like to announce the surprise hiring of Todd Dodge as head coach. Dodge has been a legend in Texas High School football, where he went 77-1 and currently has a 40 game winning streak. After being hired last month as Offensive Coordinator at the University of North Texas, he was brought in for an interview with the Steers, who described him as a "better interviewer than even Gregg Williams." Dodge is expected to start hiring the rest of his staff shortly, with interviews starting today.
Stadium: Alamodome (is it available? New Orleans played there last year). If not, then I'll take Reliant Stadium in Houston.
Also, the Texas Steers would also like to announce the surprise hiring of Todd Dodge as head coach. Dodge has been a legend in Texas High School football, where he went 77-1 and currently has a 40 game winning streak. After being hired last month as Offensive Coordinator at the University of North Texas, he was brought in for an interview with the Steers, who described him as a "better interviewer than even Gregg Williams." Dodge is expected to start hiring the rest of his staff shortly, with interviews starting today.
Alamodome? I'll check into it. I don't know why you'd want that place though. I have bad memories from it (had to do w/ this geek from the University of Texas I met there).
The Assassins:
Erie Assassins
Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Troy Vincent
Head Coach: Mike Singletary
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Kent Hull
Defensive Coordinator: Jessie Tuggle
Special Teams Coordinator: Mark Pike
Quarterbacks: to be announced (Gale Gilbert accepted a head coaching position)
Running Backs: Roger Craig
Receivers: John Jefferson
Tight Ends: Mark Brammer
Offensive Line: Howard Ballard
Defensive Line: Steve McMichael
Linebackers: Mike Curtis
Defensive Backs: Donnie Shell
Kickers/Punters: Brad Daluiso
Erie Assassins
Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Troy Vincent
Head Coach: Mike Singletary
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Kent Hull
Defensive Coordinator: Jessie Tuggle
Special Teams Coordinator: Mark Pike
Quarterbacks: to be announced (Gale Gilbert accepted a head coaching position)
Running Backs: Roger Craig
Receivers: John Jefferson
Tight Ends: Mark Brammer
Offensive Line: Howard Ballard
Defensive Line: Steve McMichael
Linebackers: Mike Curtis
Defensive Backs: Donnie Shell
Kickers/Punters: Brad Daluiso
QUOTE(R. Rich @ Feb 6 2007, 11:43 AM) [snapback]907763[/snapback]
The Assassins:
Erie Assassins
Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Troy Vincent
Head Coach: Mike Singletary
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Kent Hull
Defensive Coordinator: Jessie Tuggle
Special Teams Coordinator: Mark Pike
Quarterbacks: Gale Gilbert
Running Backs: Roger Craig
Receivers: John Jefferson
Tight Ends: Mark Brammer
Offensive Line: Howard Ballard
Defensive Line: Steve McMichael
Linebackers: Mike Curtis
Defensive Backs: Donnie Shell
Kickers/Punters: Brad Daluiso
Erie Assassins
Owner/President: R. Rich
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Troy Vincent
Head Coach: Mike Singletary
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Kent Hull
Defensive Coordinator: Jessie Tuggle
Special Teams Coordinator: Mark Pike
Quarterbacks: Gale Gilbert
Running Backs: Roger Craig
Receivers: John Jefferson
Tight Ends: Mark Brammer
Offensive Line: Howard Ballard
Defensive Line: Steve McMichael
Linebackers: Mike Curtis
Defensive Backs: Donnie Shell
Kickers/Punters: Brad Daluiso
Do we have to pick actual NFL coaches?
Owner: "T" Strang aka Stl Bills
GM/President: Walt Jockety
Head Coach: Tony Dungy
Offensive Cor: Norm Chow
Defensive Cor.: Dick Butkis
Special Teams: Frank Beamer
Quarterback: Jim Kelly
Running Backs: Marcus Allen
Tight Ends: Gary Pinkle
Linebackers: Tom Jackson
Defensive Backs: Ronnie Lott
O-Line: Carl Mock
D-Line: Bruce Smith
Kickers/Punter: Morten Anderson
Attitude Coach: Bob Gibson
Quality Control: Albert Pujols (part time when he's not abusing baseballs)
QUOTE(Stl Bills @ Feb 6 2007, 12:49 PM) [snapback]907872[/snapback]
Do we have to pick actual NFL coaches?
Head Coach: Tony Dungy
Offensive Cor: Norm Chow
Defensive Cor.: Dick Butkis
Special Teams: Frank Beamer
Quarterback: Jim Kelly
Running Backs: Marcus Allen
Tight Ends: Gary Pinkle
Linebackers: Tom Jackson
Defensive Backs: Ronnie Lott
O-Line: Carl Mock
D-Line: Bruce Smith
Kickers/Punter: Morten Anderson
Head Coach: Tony Dungy
Offensive Cor: Norm Chow
Defensive Cor.: Dick Butkis
Special Teams: Frank Beamer
Quarterback: Jim Kelly
Running Backs: Marcus Allen
Tight Ends: Gary Pinkle
Linebackers: Tom Jackson
Defensive Backs: Ronnie Lott
O-Line: Carl Mock
D-Line: Bruce Smith
Kickers/Punter: Morten Anderson
It isn't mandatory. I just do it to spice up the profile.
I like your staff. Beamer ball!
The Brooklyn Neckbreakers have completed hiring a full staff.
I give you the Neckbreakers coaches and front office:
Owner/President: RuntheDamnBall
General Manager: Alex Van Pelt
Head Coach: Crispin Glover
Offensive Coordinator: Don Coryell
Defensive Coordinator: Eddie Robinson
Special Teams Coordinator: Desmond Howard
Quarterbacks: Warren Moon
Running Backs: Larry Kinnebrew
Receivers: James Lofton
Tight Ends: Kellen Winslow, Sr.
Offensive Line: Jim Ritcher
Offensive Quality Control: Butch Rolle
Defensive Line: Carl Eller
Linebackers: Chris Spielman
Defensive Backs: Jeff Burris
Defensive Quality Control: Henry Jones
Kickers/Punters: John Kidd
Bring it on.
I give you the Neckbreakers coaches and front office:
Owner/President: RuntheDamnBall
General Manager: Alex Van Pelt
Head Coach: Crispin Glover
Offensive Coordinator: Don Coryell
Defensive Coordinator: Eddie Robinson
Special Teams Coordinator: Desmond Howard
Quarterbacks: Warren Moon
Running Backs: Larry Kinnebrew
Receivers: James Lofton
Tight Ends: Kellen Winslow, Sr.
Offensive Line: Jim Ritcher
Offensive Quality Control: Butch Rolle
Defensive Line: Carl Eller
Linebackers: Chris Spielman
Defensive Backs: Jeff Burris
Defensive Quality Control: Henry Jones
Kickers/Punters: John Kidd
Bring it on.
In response to numerous phone calls, as owner, i am here to announce that our team will NOT be named the Rocky Mountain Oysters. But, i will be proudly introducing your new Rocky Mountain Homicidal Squirrels. On a sad note, head coach candidate Mike Singletary, who was scheduled to interview yesterday, accepted an offer to coach the Erie Assassins.
Team: Rocky Mountain Homicidal Squirrels
Venue: Mile High Stadium
Owner/President: Captain Chester McGillicuddy aka "Ramius"
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Chris Newton
Head Coach: Mark Richt
Offensive Coordinator: Chris Chandler
Defensive Coordinator: Monte Kiffin
Special Teams Coordinator: Steve Tasker
Quarterbacks: Charlie Ward
Running Backs: Eddie George
Receivers: Cris Carter
Tight Ends: Ben Coates
Offensive Line: Dermontti Dawson
Offensive Quality Control: Don Beebe
Defensive Line: Phil Hansen
Linebackers: Kevin Steele
Defensive Backs: Steve Atwater
Defensive Quality Control: Sam Cowart
Kickers/Punters: Garo Yeppremian (he wanted to interview for the QB coach job, but got turned down)
Team: Rocky Mountain Homicidal Squirrels
Venue: Mile High Stadium
Owner/President: Captain Chester McGillicuddy aka "Ramius"
Executive Vice President/General Manager: Chris Newton
Head Coach: Mark Richt
Offensive Coordinator: Chris Chandler
Defensive Coordinator: Monte Kiffin
Special Teams Coordinator: Steve Tasker
Quarterbacks: Charlie Ward
Running Backs: Eddie George
Receivers: Cris Carter
Tight Ends: Ben Coates
Offensive Line: Dermontti Dawson
Offensive Quality Control: Don Beebe
Defensive Line: Phil Hansen
Linebackers: Kevin Steele
Defensive Backs: Steve Atwater
Defensive Quality Control: Sam Cowart
Kickers/Punters: Garo Yeppremian (he wanted to interview for the QB coach job, but got turned down)
The Midnite Tokers would like to play at Invesco Field in Denver or Arrowhead in KC
Head Coach: Christy Canyon
Special Teams: Vanessa Del Rio
Offensive Co-ordinator: Jenna Jameson
Defensive Co-ordinator: Seka
General Manager: Ron Jeremy
We anticipate no problems signing free agents.. Thank You very much.......
Smilin' Bob
Head Coach: Christy Canyon
Special Teams: Vanessa Del Rio
Offensive Co-ordinator: Jenna Jameson
Defensive Co-ordinator: Seka
General Manager: Ron Jeremy
We anticipate no problems signing free agents.. Thank You very much.......
Smilin' Bob
QUOTE(ellwooddowd @ Feb 6 2007, 04:09 PM) [snapback]908095[/snapback]
The Midnite Tokers would like to play at Invesco Field in Denver or Arrowhead in KC
Head Coach: Christy Canyon
Special Teams: Vanessa Del Rio
Offensive Co-ordinator: Jenna Jameson
Defensive Co-ordinator: Seka
General Manager: Ron Jeremy
We anticipate no problems signing free agents.. Thank You very much.......
Smilin' Bob
Head Coach: Christy Canyon
Special Teams: Vanessa Del Rio
Offensive Co-ordinator: Jenna Jameson
Defensive Co-ordinator: Seka
General Manager: Ron Jeremy
We anticipate no problems signing free agents.. Thank You very much.......
Smilin' Bob
Can't imagine who your cheerleaders will be.
Mile High is taken by the good Cap'n McGillicuddy, so Arrowhead is all yours.
The Hoosier Daddy? are proud to announce it's first year's personnel:
Team President/Owner: The Jokeman aka Brian D
GM: Bill Polian
Head Coach: Jim Mora Jr.
Offensive Coordinator: Steve Walsh
Defensive Coordinator: Rickey Jackson
Special Teams Coordinator: Joe Marciano
Quarterbacks/Assistant Head coach: Archie Manning
Running Backs: Marshall Faulk
Receivers: Quinn Early
Tight Ends: Hoby Brenner
Offensive Line: Irv Eatman
Defensive Line: Vic Fangio
Linebackers: Cornellius Bennett
Defensive Backs: Eric Allen
Kickers/Punters: Sean Landeta
Team President/Owner: The Jokeman aka Brian D
GM: Bill Polian
Head Coach: Jim Mora Jr.
Offensive Coordinator: Steve Walsh
Defensive Coordinator: Rickey Jackson
Special Teams Coordinator: Joe Marciano
Quarterbacks/Assistant Head coach: Archie Manning
Running Backs: Marshall Faulk
Receivers: Quinn Early
Tight Ends: Hoby Brenner
Offensive Line: Irv Eatman
Defensive Line: Vic Fangio
Linebackers: Cornellius Bennett
Defensive Backs: Eric Allen
Kickers/Punters: Sean Landeta
CANNED HEAT
Owner/President: Pete
Executive Vice President/General Manager: John Coltrane
Head Coach: Knute Rockne
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Mahatma Gandhi
Defensive Coordinator: Buddy Ryan
Special Teams Coordinator: Carwell Gardner
Quarterbacks: Tommy Johnson
Running Backs: Son House
Receivers: Jerry Butler
Tight Ends: "Friggin" Lonnie Johnson
Offensive Line: Conrad Dobler
Defensive Line: Skip James
Linebackers: Shawn Merriman
Defensive Backs: Chuck Cecil
Kickers/Punters: Jennifer Jason Leigh
Owner/President: Pete
Executive Vice President/General Manager: John Coltrane
Head Coach: Knute Rockne
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Mahatma Gandhi
Defensive Coordinator: Buddy Ryan
Special Teams Coordinator: Carwell Gardner
Quarterbacks: Tommy Johnson
Running Backs: Son House
Receivers: Jerry Butler
Tight Ends: "Friggin" Lonnie Johnson
Offensive Line: Conrad Dobler
Defensive Line: Skip James
Linebackers: Shawn Merriman
Defensive Backs: Chuck Cecil
Kickers/Punters: Jennifer Jason Leigh
QUOTE(Pete @ Feb 6 2007, 10:00 PM) [snapback]908275[/snapback]
Asst. Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator: Don Coryell
This town ain't big enough for two Coryells. Yer gonna have to find your own coordinator, my friend.
QUOTE(RuntheDamnBall @ Feb 6 2007, 10:56 PM) [snapback]908323[/snapback]
This town ain't big enough for two Coryells. Yer gonna have to find your own coordinator, my friend.
oops- my bad, sorry. Now hired:
Mahatma Gandhi
The Erie Slayers are proud to introduce their coaching staff:
Head Coach: Darth Vader
Offensive Coordinator: Jean Luc Picard
Defensive Coordinator: James T Kirk
Special Teams Coordinator: Jack O'Neil
QB Coach: Neo
RB Coach: T-1000
Receivers Coach: Mace Windu
OL Coach: Chewbacca
DL Coach: Data
LB Coach: Teal'c
Defensive Backs Coach: Boba Fett
P/K Coach: Daniel Jackson
Cheerleaders: Queen Amadala, Samantha Carter, Seven of Nine, Princess Leia
Head Coach: Darth Vader
Offensive Coordinator: Jean Luc Picard
Defensive Coordinator: James T Kirk
Special Teams Coordinator: Jack O'Neil
QB Coach: Neo
RB Coach: T-1000
Receivers Coach: Mace Windu
OL Coach: Chewbacca
DL Coach: Data
LB Coach: Teal'c
Defensive Backs Coach: Boba Fett
P/K Coach: Daniel Jackson
Cheerleaders: Queen Amadala, Samantha Carter, Seven of Nine, Princess Leia
QUOTE(/dev/null @ Feb 7 2007, 12:21 AM) [snapback]908393[/snapback]
The Erie Slayers are proud to introduce their coaching staff:
Head Coach: Darth Vader
Offensive Coordinator: Jean Luc Picard
Defensive Coordinator: James T Kirk
Special Teams Coordinator: Jack O'Neil
QB Coach: Neo
RB Coach: T-1000
Receivers Coach: Mace Windu
OL Coach: Chewbacca
DL Coach: Data
LB Coach: Teal'c
Defensive Backs Coach: Boba Fett
P/K Coach: Daniel Jackson
Cheerleaders: Queen Amadala, Samantha Carter, Seven of Nine, Princess Leia
Head Coach: Darth Vader
Offensive Coordinator: Jean Luc Picard
Defensive Coordinator: James T Kirk
Special Teams Coordinator: Jack O'Neil
QB Coach: Neo
RB Coach: T-1000
Receivers Coach: Mace Windu
OL Coach: Chewbacca
DL Coach: Data
LB Coach: Teal'c
Defensive Backs Coach: Boba Fett
P/K Coach: Daniel Jackson
Cheerleaders: Queen Amadala, Samantha Carter, Seven of Nine, Princess Leia
What, the "Erie Dateless Wonders" was taken?
Team Name: Cleveland Steamers
Stadium:
1.War Memorial
2. Mile High
3. Arrowhead
Stadium:
1.War Memorial
2. Mile High
3. Arrowhead
Hey R.Rich...can I change my name to the Baltimore Blizzard? It seems to fit better, since my wife and I got snowed in at the Timonium light rail stop last February and had to ride it back in to Balt. for another night.
QUOTE(KzooMike @ Feb 7 2007, 06:33 PM) [snapback]908862[/snapback]
Team Name: Cleveland Steamers
Stadium:
1.War Memorial
2. Mile High
3. Arrowhead
Stadium:
1.War Memorial
2. Mile High
3. Arrowhead
1. I'll check on that for you.
2. Taken
3. Taken
QUOTE(ThePebble19 @ Feb 8 2007, 01:15 AM) [snapback]908987[/snapback]
Hey R.Rich...can I change my name to the Baltimore Blizzard? It seems to fit better, since my wife and I got snowed in at the Timonium light rail stop last February and had to ride it back in to Balt. for another night.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Considering the way they overreact to the weather in this town, I'd say that name is more appropriate.
Done.
The Hand Grenades have decided to sober up for a few minutes to announce a few hirings of interest. Drinking will resume immediately following this announcement:
Owner: Me
President:Carmen Electra Jenny McCarthy
General Manager:Jenny McCarthy Scarlett Johanssen
Director of Football Operations:Scarlett Johanssen Mandy Moore
Director of Pro Scouting: Jessica Simpson
Director of College Scouting: Jessica Alba
*I will note here that this interview process for the above-referenced Front Office positions was strenuous and taxing. I feel I have made 5 good choices, but each new hiree is fully aware that she may be replaced at will if it is decided that she is not performing her job to my satisfaction.*
Head Coach: Lou Brown...the former Cleveland Indians' skipper from Major League has been lured out of retirement and will make his football debut because he is such a badass. Coincidentally, Vegas called to inform us that the odds of our team being in last place at the midway point in the season, but still winning the division have been placed at 1:1000.
Offensive Coordinator: Joe Montana
Defensive Coordinator: Lawrence Taylor
ST Coordinator: Bobby April...that's right, Buffalo, I'm stealing him.
Quarterbacks: Kevin McDougal...when we heard Charlie Ward had been hired by Homicidal Squirrels, the former ND QB jumped to the top of our list).
Running Backs: Demetrius "DH" Harris...the former 1st round pick of the Cougars on ESPN's Playmakers has been looking for work ever since the Taglibue's massive panty twist got the show cancelled.
Receivers: Rod Tidwell...we showed him the money, well a little bit.
Tight Ends: Pete Metzelaars
Offensive Line: Will Wolford
Offensive Quality Control: Jim Brown...all-around badass will hired on the condition that he wear his cool hat at all times.
Defensive Line: Deacon Jones
Linebackers:Damien Covington (RIP) Bobby Boucher
Defensive Backs: Mark Kelso's Giant Helmet
Defensive Quality Control: Terry Tate...the infamous "Office Linebacker" will be retained to crack some heads if the players get lazy.
Owner: Me
President:
General Manager:
Director of Football Operations:
Director of Pro Scouting: Jessica Simpson
Director of College Scouting: Jessica Alba
*I will note here that this interview process for the above-referenced Front Office positions was strenuous and taxing. I feel I have made 5 good choices, but each new hiree is fully aware that she may be replaced at will if it is decided that she is not performing her job to my satisfaction.*
Head Coach: Lou Brown...the former Cleveland Indians' skipper from Major League has been lured out of retirement and will make his football debut because he is such a badass. Coincidentally, Vegas called to inform us that the odds of our team being in last place at the midway point in the season, but still winning the division have been placed at 1:1000.
Offensive Coordinator: Joe Montana
Defensive Coordinator: Lawrence Taylor
ST Coordinator: Bobby April...that's right, Buffalo, I'm stealing him.
Quarterbacks: Kevin McDougal...when we heard Charlie Ward had been hired by Homicidal Squirrels, the former ND QB jumped to the top of our list).
Running Backs: Demetrius "DH" Harris...the former 1st round pick of the Cougars on ESPN's Playmakers has been looking for work ever since the Taglibue's massive panty twist got the show cancelled.
Receivers: Rod Tidwell...we showed him the money, well a little bit.
Tight Ends: Pete Metzelaars
Offensive Line: Will Wolford
Offensive Quality Control: Jim Brown...all-around badass will hired on the condition that he wear his cool hat at all times.
Defensive Line: Deacon Jones
Linebackers:
Defensive Backs: Mark Kelso's Giant Helmet
Defensive Quality Control: Terry Tate...the infamous "Office Linebacker" will be retained to crack some heads if the players get lazy.
QUOTE(Bart ND @ Feb 8 2007, 12:07 PM) [snapback]909380[/snapback]
The Hand Grenades have decided to sober up for a few minutes to announce a few hirings of interest. Drinking will resume immediately following this announcement:
Owner: Me
President: Carmen Electra
General Manager: Jenny McCarthy
Director of Football Operations: Scarlett Johanssen
Director of Pro Scouting: Jessica Simpson
Director of College Scouting: Jessica Alba
*I will note here that this interview process for the above-referenced Front Office positions was strenuous and taxing. I feel I have made 5 good choices, but each new hiree is fully aware that she may be replaced at will if it is decided that she is not performing her job to my satisfaction.*
Head Coach: Lou Brown...the former Cleveland Indians' skipper from Major League has been lured out of retirement and will make his football debut because he is such a badass. Coincidentally, Vegas called to inform us that the odds of our team being in last place at the midway point in the season, but still winning the division have been placed at 1:1000.
Offensive Coordinator: Joe Montana
Defensive Coordinator: Lawrence Taylor
ST Coordinator: Bobby April...that's right, Buffalo, I'm stealing him.
Quarterbacks: Kevin McDougal...when we heard Charlie Ward had been hired by Homicidal Squirrels, the former ND QB jumped to the top of our list).
Running Backs: Demetrius "DH" Harris...the former 1st round pick of the Cougars on ESPN's Playmakers has been looking for work ever since the Taglibue's massive panty twist got the show cancelled.
Receivers: Rod Tidwell...we showed him the money, well a little bit.
Tight Ends: Pete Metzelaars
Offensive Line: Will Wolford
Offensive Quality Control: Jim Brown...all-around badass will hired on the condition that he wear his cool hat at all times.
Defensive Line: Deacon Jones
Linebackers: Damien Covington...still can't shake the feeling that he was headed for greatness before the injury.
Defensive Backs: Mark Kelso's Giant Helmet
Defensive Quality Control: Terry Tate...the infamous "Office Linebacker" will be retained to crack some heads if the players get lazy.
Owner: Me
President: Carmen Electra
General Manager: Jenny McCarthy
Director of Football Operations: Scarlett Johanssen
Director of Pro Scouting: Jessica Simpson
Director of College Scouting: Jessica Alba
*I will note here that this interview process for the above-referenced Front Office positions was strenuous and taxing. I feel I have made 5 good choices, but each new hiree is fully aware that she may be replaced at will if it is decided that she is not performing her job to my satisfaction.*
Head Coach: Lou Brown...the former Cleveland Indians' skipper from Major League has been lured out of retirement and will make his football debut because he is such a badass. Coincidentally, Vegas called to inform us that the odds of our team being in last place at the midway point in the season, but still winning the division have been placed at 1:1000.
Offensive Coordinator: Joe Montana
Defensive Coordinator: Lawrence Taylor
ST Coordinator: Bobby April...that's right, Buffalo, I'm stealing him.
Quarterbacks: Kevin McDougal...when we heard Charlie Ward had been hired by Homicidal Squirrels, the former ND QB jumped to the top of our list).
Running Backs: Demetrius "DH" Harris...the former 1st round pick of the Cougars on ESPN's Playmakers has been looking for work ever since the Taglibue's massive panty twist got the show cancelled.
Receivers: Rod Tidwell...we showed him the money, well a little bit.
Tight Ends: Pete Metzelaars
Offensive Line: Will Wolford
Offensive Quality Control: Jim Brown...all-around badass will hired on the condition that he wear his cool hat at all times.
Defensive Line: Deacon Jones
Linebackers: Damien Covington...still can't shake the feeling that he was headed for greatness before the injury.
Defensive Backs: Mark Kelso's Giant Helmet
Defensive Quality Control: Terry Tate...the infamous "Office Linebacker" will be retained to crack some heads if the players get lazy.
Not bad. Your front office could use just a bit of tweaking (I'd get rid of Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra), but overall, not bad.
Though, when's the seance to commune w/ Covington?
QUOTE(R. Rich @ Feb 8 2007, 12:30 PM) [snapback]909416[/snapback]
Not bad. Your front office could use just a bit of tweaking (I'd get rid of Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra), but overall, not bad.
I was trying to add some experience to the management team. Can't have a bunch of rookies. However....
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Though, when's the seance to commune w/ Covington?
The Hand Grenades have announced that Carmen Electra has been released after attempting to sign a deceased former LB. This embarrassment will not be tolerated and although Ms. Electra demonstrated some very convincing "arguments" during our closed door meeting today, she will be fired and replaced by Ms. McCarthy immediately. Ms. Johanssen has been promoted to General Manager and we are in the process of filing her vacancy.
In her new role as acting President, Ms. McCarthy has announced the hiring of Robert "Bobby" Boucher, Jr. as our new LB coach. Bobby is somewhat local hero who played his college ball for the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs where he broke several NCAA records. Mr. Boucher will also obviously serve as the teams Water Quality Control Technician.
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The Hand Grenades have announced that Carmen Electra has been released after attempting to sign a deceased former LB. This embarrassment will not be tolerated and although Ms. Electra demonstrated some very convincing "arguments" during our closed door meeting today, she will be fired and replaced by Ms. McCarthy immediately.
Hahaha!!!
QUOTE(Bart ND @ Feb 8 2007, 12:46 PM) [snapback]909438[/snapback]
Ms. Johanssen has been promoted to General Manager and we are in the process of filing her vacancy.
Now that's a good job to have!
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The Hand Grenades have decided to sober up for a few minutes to announce a few hirings of interest. Drinking will resume immediately following this announcement:
Owner: Me
President:Carmen Electra Jenny McCarthy
General Manager:Jenny McCarthy Scarlett Johanssen
Director of Football Operations:Scarlett Johanssen CURRENTLY VACANT
Owner: Me
President:
General Manager:
Director of Football Operations:
Though, I have to say, still not as vacant as the team Presidency was and remains, though the position was filled.
QUOTE(Bart ND @ Feb 8 2007, 12:07 PM) [snapback]909380[/snapback]
Quarterbacks: Kevin McDougal...when we heard Charlie Ward had been hired by Homicidal Squirrels, the former ND QB jumped to the top of our list).
Why not Tony Rice or Ron Powles?
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1. I'll check on that for you.
2. Taken
3. Taken
2. Taken
3. Taken
SOB all the good ones are gone. Just let me know what’s up with War Memorial. If that’s not in it I have a bunch of other historical stadiums in mind.
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Why not Tony Rice or Ron Powles?
Because McDougal beat Ward in that amazing game in '93 if I recall correctly. Loved Tony Rice and he was the front runner until we learned of the Ward hiring. We considered Powlus but then decided we didn't want another highly touted disappointment. Look what happened to Carmen Electra...
Speaking of Ms. Electra, the Hand Grenades would like to announce that we have found a new Director of Football Operations. It is our pleasure to introduce Ms. Mandy Moore as the newest member of our front office. Disgusted with herself for actually dating a loser like DJ AM, Ms. Moore was extremely happy to join our team and get to work.
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The Erie Slayers are proud to introduce their coaching staff:
Head Coach: Darth Vader
Head Coach: Darth Vader
The Erie Slayers were shocked today when Head Coach Darth Vader announced his retirement. Sources close to the organization say the legendary coach wants to take some time off to spend with his long lost son. Team officials have not released a public statement on the retirement but Offensive Line coach Chewbacca was quoted as saying Raawwwr Rawr Rawwr Rawr when he heard the news.
Likely candidates to be interviewed for the opening include Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Jean Luc Picard and James T Kirk but it is possible the team may look outside the current organization at a big name coordinator or former head coach.
QUOTE(/dev/null @ Feb 8 2007, 10:55 PM) [snapback]909911[/snapback]
The Erie Slayers were shocked today when Head Coach Darth Vader announced his retirement. Sources close to the organization say the legendary coach wants to take some time off to spend with his long lost son. Team officials have not released a public statement on the retirement but Offensive Line coach Chewbacca was quoted as saying Raawwwr Rawr Rawwr Rawr when he heard the news.
Likely candidates to be interviewed for the opening include Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Jean Luc Picard and James T Kirk but it is possible the team may look outside the current organization at a big name coordinator or former head coach.
Likely candidates to be interviewed for the opening include Offensive and Defensive Coordinators Jean Luc Picard and James T Kirk but it is possible the team may look outside the current organization at a big name coordinator or former head coach.
Chewie-hahaha!!! "I love it, I love it........now make me hate it."
Maybe Seven of Nine would make a good head coach?
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